Stranger to who?

1.     Elevator police- you know them. In fact, you might be one of them. Those people who take it upon themselves to control the opening and closing of elevator doors. Once they get into the elevator, they must stand close to the buttons. The more extreme ones ask everyone where they are getting off. Just so they can press the button themselves. No one is allowed to come near their precious buttons. And then when anyone gets on, they are quick to hold down the close button as if there’s a vampire waiting in the corner ready to jump in and drink their blood. why am i so pained, you might ask? Well, in my office building, you get an elevator assigned to your floor when you tap in. the system likes to assign as many people as possible across different floors into any one elevator. You cannot select a floor once you are in the elevator as all the floors are pre-selected. Now sometimes when the elevator comes and people get in, the doors don’t close immediately because there a...